Confessions of a Korean-American Man in New York City

Yesterday I was working out midday and I was doing my thing on the bench. A blonde dude sits on the bench next to me and we acknowledge each other with a "hey." Thats when I realized it was Stifler (American Pie) Seann William Scott and his yellow backpack: The guys jacked. We kept crossing paths because my bench was sitting in front of the heavy barbells and he was sitting in front of the ones that I use. For the next 20 minutes, people kept sneaking a peak over to watch Seann bench press. He did his best not to make any eye contact so in between sets, he kept text messaging on his cellphone.