Confessions of a Korean-American Man in New York City

This may be the lamest sighting of all time, but it's someone we've all seen but have no idea who the heck he is. After work I stopped by the Banana Republic to pick up those print shirts made famous by Johnny Drama on Entourage. I lift my head up because I hear this loud conversation between the sales clerk and a customer. It's the guy from all those Verizon Wireless commercials. You know, the guy with the thick glasses and the gray jacket with the punch line, "can you hear me now?" I know, that's a D-minus sighting.