Damn! The Police are back. They own one of the greatest songs of all time: Every Breath You Take. I wish they opened up with that, but Roxanne is classic as well. Don't we all wish we had abs like Shakira. JT brought down the house with "What Goes Around." I'm still grooving to JT's songs since his concert at MSG. Why didn't Prince sing? Beyonce and Jamie Foxx are disgustingly talented. I wish I had only one of their many talents. Gnarl's Barkley literally drives me crazy with his song. It was the most overplayed song this summer. Ludacris has the biggest rocks on his ears. It would make any engaged woman cry. Dixie Chicks are annoying. Rascal Flatts can't sing Hotel California. BTW, the Eagles own the greatest acoustic version of any song in Hotel California. Carrie Underwood can sing Desperado. You can use Carrie Underwood's hoop ear rings for basketball rims; they're so big. The Step dance was too cool. The munchkins were amazing dancers. Lionel's songs are true classics. Double performances by Timberlake is a bonus. I'm gonna have to learn the Timberlake dance. Where did Quentin Tarantino come from? That guy's got a serious Asian fetish.
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